Favorite Beast Boy Quotes

[Beast Girl]

Cyborg: Is there any meat in the tofu?

Beast Boy: No, there’s no meat in the tofu, it’s tofu!

Apprentice, Part II.

[Beastbabe]

Beast Boy is my fav character so prepare... I have soooo many ok…

Revolution  

Raven: Where’d you learn history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What’s your point?

Beast Boy: You’re just jealous because I sound like a rock star.

Beast Boy: Dude! Why’d you— (laughing, realizing he is himself again) Sweet! I’m American!

Apprentice - Part 2

Beast Boy: …there are only two logical explanations. One…
 …Robin’s been replaced by an evil robot double.
Two…he’s another innocent victim of zombie mind control.
 
Beast Boy: Three words—disgruntled radioactive clone.

Aftershock part 2  

Terra: I have no choice.
Beast Boy: That’s a lie! You always have a choice!

Switched  

Beast Boy :Check it out. This was sitting by the front door. Fan mail—probably a gift from one of my many admirers.

Beast Boy: Honestly, I was kinda hoping for chocolate.

Beast Boy: Speak for yourself. I’m way better looking than this—and taller.

Beast Boy: Dude! (It delivers a kick to the rear.) My puppet is totally kicking your puppet’s butt!

Fear Itself
Beast Boy: (running across) Look out, he’ll eat your brains!

Beast Boy: Split up? Split up?! (leaning to each Titan, pulling Raven’s hood down)) Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy. (grabbing Robin’s tunic) Me! ?

Beast Boy: What did I tell you?  Funny guy goes fiiiiirrrrrsssssttttt!

Employee of the month  
Beast Boy: Hel-lo? Does the word “I’m a vegetarian” mean anything to you? There is no way you could ever get me inside a place like that!

Fractured

Beast Boy: Yeah, nice to meet you, Nosey…Nuzzy…uh... (laughing a bit) …uh, maybe we should just call you Larry.

Beast Boy: Alternate dimensions? Bending realities? (Loud groan.) All this science is hurting my brain!

Winner takes all
Beast Boy: (big soulful eyes) So…does the winner get some kind of really cool prize, like,…maybe…oh, I don’t know…a moped?

Beast Boy: Aquadude! What’s up? (thumping Aqualad’s arm) Ready to watch me claim all those prizes?

Aqualad: (dryly, with a little snort) No. But after I win, I promise to let you have my autograph.

Beast Boy: Whoa, dude. Never knew Robin had a clone.

The end part 1

Beast Boy: Find a penny, pick it up…uh…something, something, something…good luck. It’s my lucky day!

Beast Boy: But you hate anything extreme—or stanky.

Beast Boy: Yeah! And she hasn’t called me stupid all day. Did someone replace Raven with a Raven robot?

The End part 2
Beast Boy: You’re positive we’re not going to accidentally microwave our brains?

The Lost Episode

Beast Boy: Let’s rock the house.

Beast Boy: Hey, Punky! You call that the sound of chaos? Sounds more like elevator music to me!

Beast Boy: So next time, instead of getting on my case for not listening to you guys, maybe you should start listening to moi!

Every Dog has his day


Beast Boy: Say what?! Dude, I am nobody’s pet!

Mad Mod

Beast Boy: Dude!!! I so have a brain! I just don't use it much.

Final Exam

Beast Boy: Dude, I've been most of those animals!!!

Beast Boy: Is it me or are we getting are butts kicked?

Beast Boy: So who else never wants to go surfing again?

Forces of nature

Beast Boy: Gift's don't make you better... just different!!

Overdrive  

Beast Boy: My goal in life is maximum couch time

Beast Boy: Dude! Cyborg is more…Cyborg-y than ever!

Beast Boy: Dude, I’m getting tired just watching you! Slow down!

Beast Boy: and you haven’t made a joke all day. You’re totally Cy-boring.

Beast Boy: Maybe you don’t need to keep up with him. I can turn into the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on Earth. But you know what, dude? Sometimes it’s best to be a slow, tiny turtle.

Terra

Beast Boy: Yeah Terra, you the man.. I mean... wait a go!!!!

GO!

Beast Boy: That’s dark energy stuff is way creepy… I mean its cool!

Beast Boy: Goofy? My mask is cool, isn’t it….Raven?

Beast Boy: Hey you called me duuude!


Hide and seek

Beast Boy: He’s fighting crime at the moment. Perhaps I can be of assistance?

Betrayal

Beast Boy: This is the greatest pie, in the history of pie.

Ok hope you enjoy!

[Lady Timedramon]

Homecoming 1

BB to Robotman:  You have no idea what we can handle.

[Raven37]

I just think this is funny between Robin and BB when they've been turned into Puppets by the Puppet King

BB: Dude get your butt outta my face!
Robin: Can't move . . deal with it.

That's a good one.
Everyone uses this 1- "Oh, Man!!" BB used this too.

[Maniacal Genius]

I got like a millon of 'em so I won't post 'em all.


Okay so Kory and Cassie are taking about Kory's flowers from Tamaran and Cassie is smelling them.

Cassie "they smell wonderful."
Gar as an iguana or something "So do you wonder-chick.'
Cassie freaks out
Kory "Do not be alarmed Cassie. It's Gar Logan ... the Titans Changeling.'
Gar "'Course all the girls call me Beast Boy!"

(Teen Titans comic)



'Man Donna you and your folks sure know how to keep things interesting, you know? Now, can we just kick some Titan
ass and get off this mudball and go home?'

(DC special Return of Donna Troy)



Adonis "Get up and fight like a man!"
Beast Boy "I'm not a man. .... I'm an ANIMAL!!"


(Teen Titans cartoon episode ' the Beast Within')

[RedLioness]

This isn't really a quote so much as an observation, but in Switched, when Robin says that they got all the little details just right and BB replies with "Speak for yourself" he's looking down the front of his puppet's pants. 

[Maniacal Genius]

That's a good one. I think he says 'Speak for yourself, I'm waaay better lookin' that this.

[Lady Timedramon]

Gar: Hey Superboy, how about a hand against this? Can't you use your arctic breath or something?

Superboy:  I don't have "arctic breath".

Gar:  Superman has arctic breath.  What happened?  Doctor's drop your test tube?  Please tell me you've got xray vision.  I plan on living through your eyes vicariously.  And just between you and me - Starfire's armor isn't made out of lead.

[bbissocute]

okay i have sooooooooooooo many favorite bb quotes, but most of them are already on here. this is one i didnt see here.

EPISODE X

STAR: (LOTS OF MINY HERS POKING HIM) THE LAST TIME WE FACED THE RED X, HE WAS YOU IN DESGIUSE AND YOU WERE NOT REALY THERE.

ROBIN: STARFIRE! CUT IT OUT!

STARFIRE: (YELLS AND STARFIRES PILE UP AND REFORM HER) HE IS NOT A HOLOGRAM!

BEAST BOY: HE COULD STILL BE A ROBOT. CHECK HIM FOR BATERIES. (GLANCING A CYBORG)

(CYBORG SNAPS A GLOVE ON HIS HAND AND HAS HIS INDEX FINGER POINTED UP)

 

[Maniacal Genius]

Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo:

After not being able to go to the Comic book place, Wakamano Shupan (don't know If I spelled that right)

Beast Boy: Duuude! This is the only place in Tokyo I wanted to see! It's like Paradise for comic book geeks. ... Did I just call myself a geek?

[Mitter]

*after freezing down brotherhood of evil exept the brain*
Robin: *tosses the brain to BB*
BB: *freezes him* Dudes check it out *points at Brain* Brain freeze

From: Titan's together (I think)
---
BB. *sees his CD's*  Dude! Look what they did to my CD's *panick* They've been alphabetisized(sp?) *tosses the CD's at the floor* How am I supposed to find out which one is which now?!

From: Final exam
---

So hillarious xD

[FullmetalApollo]

Homecoming Part I   
Beast Boy: I know what you're thinkin'. There's nothing more annoing than when you can't play your Tuba in the bathtub.
Robin: *sleeping*
Raven: Nothing more annoying than this?
Starfire: Shhh! Please! Continue!
Beast Boy: Well that won't be a problem if you have a Tuborkle. Part Tuba, Part Snorkle. Tuborkle! Huh? Well? *playes Tuborkle*

Homecoming Part II     
Cyborg: ...Garfield?
Beast Boy: Eh-heh-heh...
Raven: Oh I'm gonna get alot of milage out of this one!

Teen Titans: The Future Is Now   
Beast Boy(Gar Logan): What is this? Your Secret Headquarters? We're retreating inside a building shaped like a giant initial. No, sir. They'll never look for us here.
Legionaire: I see. And what sort of Headquarters do you have?
Beast Boy: Like I said. Nice place.

Kid Flash(Bart Allen): I gotta secert, too. I ran out of underware yesterday so I borrowed some of Beast Boy's.
Beast Boy: You what?

Beast Boy: Hey. What are you wearing Raven?
Raven: I...stop...staring at me.
Beast Boy: The door was open. I was just going to see a flick. Thought you guys might want to--   --What's this? "Rachel Roth"?
Wonder Girl(Cassie Sandsmark): It's the name she's using in |High School. Like a Secret Identity. She wears that hood as Raven. And vic thought it's be a good idea after everything that's gone on--
Beast Boy: Rachel? That's hilarious.
Raven: Why do you find it funny? My name. My clothes. I just want a chance to do something besides hiding behind my cloak. Why are you...laughing?
Beast Boy: I'm not, It's just...I'm not used to seeing you look like a normal girl.
Raven: Get Out Of My Room!
Beast Boy: WOAH!
Robin(Tim Drake): *walking by*
Beast Boy: *gets thrown out of Ravens room* Hey, Tim. Watch out for the Girls. They need alone time.

Beast Boy: *head hits Invisible Jet* Ow. Stupid |Invidible Jet.

Beast Boy: The Karate Kid?! Seriously?! Wax on, Wax off!

Teen Titans: Beast Boys and Girls   
Beast Boy: A physical? I dated a vetranarian about five months ago.

Gar Logan(at age 6): Roow! Rooaar! I'm gonna be king of the jungle.

(Thess next ones are from the bonus BeastBoy mini comic preview in Teen Titans: Beast Boys and Girls  )
Gar: He's gonna crush these people! Not to mention this cute green monkey.

Gar: Some big-game hunters you are. You forgot lesson number one--   --Animals can smell fear! And you stink!

Gemini(Madam Rouges daughter): Act three! Final scene! Interior, Cell Block! A priest reads Gar Logan his last rites as he's lead to the Electric Chair for the murder of his former TV co-stars, Tim Bender and Vicky Valiant!
Gar: Cut! Rewrite! The test audience hate it! Think sequal potential, baby! Gotta have a big fat opening weekend! Don't wanna get flattened at the box office!

Gar to Gemini: As far as changlings go, you're good. Academy Award-Caliber, actually...but, I, Young Jedi, am the master!

Teen Titans: A Kid's Game
Beast Boy: Follow the Robin, Robin.

(I forgot the title but it's the episode where control freak traps them in the TV and theres that wried Star Wars parody thing...    )
Beast Boy: *grabs Raven's hood* You do not need to see our identification.

Sisters   
Beast Boy: Bet Cha Cy can do the robot!

Detention     
Beast Boy: aaaaoooowaaaaaahhhhhooooooohhhhh *hypnotized*

Employee Of The Month   
Beast Boy: But my arms get tired.

Beast Boy: Oh! It's sooo shinny!

Beast Boy: Say hello to my friend Barbeque Sause!

Beast Boy: Now about the cows. *holds up jug of Soy Sause*

Hide and Seek     
Beast Boy: Robin's communicator. May I help you?

Go!     
Beast Boy: Ex-Doom Partol member Beast Boy, Sir! How can I help? Wowzers...You're Robin Aren't you, sir?

Teen Titans: Trouble In Tokyo     
Girl: Hee Hee! Otaku!
Beast Boy: "Otaku"? I think that means I'm cute!

XD!!! These are my fav lines! XD!!! I know there's alot but there're probably more that I can't remember. XD

[Lady Timedramon]

All goodies 

[FullmetalApollo]

XD Here's another!

How Long Is Forever?   
Beast Boy(older): Dude...*rubs bare head* So not cool...

Beast Boy:     I'm gonna be bald?! *pulls our hair*


XD

[FullmetalApollo]

Revolution       
Beast Boy: Now I know how George Washington felt when Napoloean beat him a Pearl Harbor.


XD!!!! Clasic!!!